Ready to get married and choose a celebrant who doesn’t make you cringe? With over 150 ceremonies under my belt, I’ll make sure yours is personal, modern, and just the right mix of heartfelt and fun—no clichés, no awkward moments, just a ceremony that feels totally you.

 

Personalised Ceremony

$2000

The whole kit and caboodle—no hidden extras, no sneaky surprises, just everything you need for an unforgettable wedding ceremony all wrapped up in one awesome package. From the heartfelt to the hilarious, I’ve got you covered. If you're getting hitched and want it done right, this is your jam!

    • Let’s Chat: Kick things off with a video call to see if I’m your celebrant soulmate. You decide after—zero awkward breakups required.

    • Paperwork? Sorted: All the legal stuff done online, securely and stress-free. One and done, just how we like it.

    • Coffee (or Trackies) Catch-Up: Meet me at Red Brick in Curtin for planning and NOIM signing (current fave spot). Prefer virtual? We can totally rock trackies and messy buns from home.

    • Ceremony Wizardry: We’ll craft a ceremony that’s as unique as you are. I’ve got over 100 weddings worth of ideas in my brain—who needs a Pinterest board when you’ve got this?

    • New to This Whole Marriage Thing? No problem! I’ll hook you up with vow inspiration, ways to get your favorite people involved, and cheer you on like your personal wedding hype crew.

    • Day-of Awesomeness: I’ll be there early, make sure Nan scores the best seat, keep Aunty Helen from staging a photo coup, and work with your vendors to make magic happen. Guests? They’ll be hanging on every word.

    • Crystal Clear Sound: My pro-grade PA system ensures everyone hears your “I do” loud and clear (without that awkward “can you hear me now?” moment).

    • Post-Wedding Wrap-Up: I’ll guide you through getting your legal certificate so you can sail smoothly into married life.

    No hidden extras, no stress—just an epic ceremony you’ll love!

  • Repeat after me: “We promise not to make our friend WORK at our wedding.”

    Hiring me as your emcee means I’m your timeline fairy, on-the-night coordinator, and all-around stress-buster. I’ll keep both your glasses full, make sure no one’s lipstick is smudged (or that anyone has spinach in their teeth), and work with your vendors so everything flows like a dream. I’ll let both of you know when it’s your moment to shine and ensure your family isn’t running off-script—especially Dad when it’s time for his big speech.

    Cost: $800 (only available with a personalised ceremony). Let me handle the details while you both focus on soaking in the fun!

Legals Only (but make it fancy)

$1200

Think small. Think intimate. Think low-key. This is the get-in-and-get-out-but-make-it-awesome option for you if all you want is a quick, fuss-free legal ceremony. We’re talking about a 2-minute “I do” (seriously, it’s that quick), and I’ll make it fancy with minimal effort on your part. This is perfect if you want to get married with just four friends or family in a private, relaxed setting.

Here’s what’s included:

  • All Legal Paperwork: I'll handle everything, including NOIM signing—no sweat.

  • Flexibility: Say your vows, exchange rings, or even sneak in a quick kiss—all in under 3 minutes.

  • Up to 4 Guests: Keep it cosy (kids under 5 are cool).

  • Fun Locations: Imagine saying “I do” at The Arboretum with Canberra in the background, or tying the knot over oat lattes at your fave coffee shop.

Note: Not available on Friday or Saturday afternoons during peak season. Let's keep it simple, but make it special.

Legals Only (no fluff)

$700

The 90-Second “Sign and Go” Package

If all you want is to make it legal and official, this is for you. No frills, no fuss—just the 90 legally required words and done in about 90 seconds. Perfect for turning paperwork into a formality without the big production.

Here’s how it works:

  • NOIM Signing: Handle it independently for free at your local police station, or I can do it for an extra charge.

  • Witnesses: Bring your own two, or I’ll supply them (for a small fee).

  • Location: We meet at Red Brick in Curtin for the quickest hitch in town.

Simple, straightforward, and totally stress-free.

 

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What else?

Like I said - every ceremony is different! I’ve got a few nifty tricks up my sleeve that we can chat further about:

 

  • Absolutley. I’ve been booked for ceremonies in Canberra, The South Coast, Southern Highlands, Sydney, Blue Mountains and Noosa. Anything within 60km from my home base is included in my Personalised Wedding Package. Outside of this I’ll give you a price on request (usually a charge for my time spent driving and just enough to cover the fuel). More than 2 hours drive will also incur 1 night of accommodation (but nothing flashy!). For legals only ceremonies the price is inclusive of ceremonies within Canberra. Price on request is available for local NSW.

  • Witnesses (sometimes weddings are a secret squirrel business) - I’ll organise two people to come along and sign on the dotted line for $100 each. You’ll have my guarantee their lips are sealed.

  • Want a friend to perform your wedding but want to make sure they nail the script and the legals are taken care of. No problemo - let’s set up a 3 way (in the most vanilla sort of way). Price guide $1300-$1700.

  • Gone are the days when you designate the role of MC to your friend who is good at public speaking. Let me take care of all the MC duties and continue to set the good vibes all night while ensuring your schedule runs to plan and I keep your wine glass topped up. Pricing is $800 and only available with a Personalised Ceremony.